#mom jeg is posting again

[flakey-von-wembstein]

guess who is Officially an Old Age Grandpa today (19)

[animeanxiety]

this series is probably absolute a$$ but like I wanted to actually post something so-

~tsukishima x fem!reader~

Masterlist

Prologue

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You always bickered with with him. Due to the only fact he would tease you none stop. Like NONE STOP. “Hah! At least I can reach the top shelf!” He snickered. “Ugh!! Whatever!!” You exclaimed. You both always argued with each other. Always. And despite all that, You fell in love with the guy. Tsukishima Kei. You honestly don’t how you did. You only realized you had liked him when You started feeling warm inside, whenever you both would argue or make eye contact. You and Tsukishima somewhat became friends. Though you both still bickered, but You would have lunch with him and Yamaguchi. And walk home with the both of them.

Until you both graduated. You never saw him again. Tsukishima Kei, was out of your life. That should’ve been a good thing, right..? But no. You fell for him. You fell in LOVE with him. And You missed him. He promised he’d keep in contact with you. He didn’t. And You were upset about it. You heard he had gotten a girlfriend.. Despite all your bickering, You still loved him. Gosh, You wonder what Tsuki is up to now-a-days.

~Present Day~

You were casually writing some scenarios in your bedroom for your blog on tumblr. Your Mom said You will be getting into an arranged marriage. You just hope in the time You spend with whoever the fuck it is, You actually fall for them. If not, how miserable will this be. You may say ‘I have gotten over Tsukishima’. But honestly. Deep down. Your heart still yearned for him. Your heart still beats for him. You just deny the fact that it does. Whatever. Doesn’t matter, he’s no longer associated in your life anymore.

“Y/n! They’re here!!” Your Mom yelled.

“Coming!” You replied.

As You walk down the stairs, in your white button down, with some blue jeggings, a belt, then lastly paired with your checkered vans. As you go downstairs you hear your mom, talking to the other family. When You eventually get downstairs, you get a glimpse of who it is. And you freeze. ‘It can’t be. No. My mind is playing tricks on myself. It can’t be him!’ You thought to yourself. Your heart was beating really fast. You thought You were over him. And as You walk down the stairs, and make your way to the living room-

You both make Eye contact. You both freeze. Then-

“TSUKI?!” You yelled, in shock.

“Y/N??!” He exclaimed

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you look good today, or do you look shitty (in your opinion)? I always look (and feel) shitty. Do you enjoy reading murder mysteries? That’s one of my top favorite genres and I’ll been reading the past couple years. 

Would you ever want to be a detective who solves crimes? No, but I enjoy doing so for fun when reading mysteries and trying to figure out the “who done it” in movies and TV shows. I’ve been into that since I was a kid reading Nancy Drew.

Have you ever hallucinated? No.

What was the last picture you uploaded to social media of? It was a screenshot of my mom’s Facebook post with photos of my aunt’s puppies who were in need of homes.

What is one thing that makes you itch? My dry skin in the summertime.

Have you been in your pajamas all day? Well, what I wear is also what I sleep in, so yeah. All I wear are oversized tees or t-shirt dresses and lounge shorts or leggings.

What do your favorite pair of flannel pajamas look like? I don’t have any flannel pjs.

When was the last time you scrapbooked? Back in high school for a school project.

Are you currently working on an art project? Nope.

Do you like to make lists? Yeah. I use the list app on my phone pretty often.

When was that last time you dyed your hair? February of last year.

If applicable, what color are you planning to dye your hair next? When my hair grows out more I’ll dye it red again.

Do you have a sibling who looks like your twin? No.

Are you disorganized? I’m pretty organized for the most part.

Are you a warrior? I don’t feel like one.

Mermaid or fairy? Mermaid.

Do you read more New Arrivals or historical fiction? New Arrivals.

Do you frequent the library? No, I haven’t been to the library in a very long time.

Do you frequent a coffee shop? I often go through the Starbucks drive-thru, but I haven’t actually been to/hung out at a coffee shop in quite awhile. I used to more often.

Who do you look like the most in your family? My mom.

Do you think you'd make a good actor or actress? No.

Do you believe you have a lot of potential? No.

Do you believe in God-given talents? Yeah, some people definitely just seem to have a knack or natural born talent for things like it just comes easy to them.

Are you gifted? In what areas are you the most gifted? I’m not one of those people I just described, sadly. I have no talents.

Do you compare yourself to other people? Yes.

How often do you eat candy? Not often. I opt for other sweets like cookies, cupcakes, muffins, donuts, or ice cream.

Do you have a sweet tooth? Nah, I just have a craving for something sweet now and then. I have been on this weird milkshake kick lately, though.

Would you rather visit Paris or Tokyo? Paris.

What are five careers you've considered? Teacher, counselor, social worker, psychologist, or department of rehabilitation for people with disabilities. 

What are five things you want to accomplish before you're 30? I’m 32 now so it’s too late for that.

At what age do you want to go gray? I started to get a few grays when I turned 30. I swear one just sprouted on my birthday.

Are you the same height and weight as your mom? No.

Have you ever donated blood? No.

If so, have you ever had a bad experience donating blood? --

Do you have any severe allergies? No, thankfully nothing severe.

Are you allergic to any trees? Not that I know if.

What is your favorite type of tree in the spring? I don’t have one.

What is your favorite type of tree in the fall? I’m not familiar with too many tree types, I just know I love the fall colors of the leaves.

What is your favorite type of tree in the summer? --

Do you like winter? I love wintertime. 

What is your favorite season? Fall and winter. Would you like to be rich and own a vacation home? I would love that. That’s the dream. Have you ever walked through a labyrinth? No.

Are you at your ideal weight right now? No, definitely not. 

Do you have a favorite lipstick? Nope; I don’t wear lipstick.

If so, what color is your favorite lipstick, and what brand? --

What eyeshadow color do you think looks best on you? I rarely wore eyeshadow but when I did I opted for browns for the most part and dabbled some with light shades.

What color are your eyes? Brown.

Did you do anything productive today? Nope.

What is your favorite Halloween costume that you've worn? I don’t really have one particular favorite.

Do you like Snoopy? Yeah.

Do you shop in the girls, juniors, or womens section at the store? Juniors and women’s in store for the most part, but a lot of my graphic tees are men’s. 

What's the biggest store in your town? Probably Costco.

Do you eat out a lot? I get takeout/delivery a lot.

Do you take medication every day? Yes.

Favorite nail polish color(s)? Black.

Are you someone who loves paper? Uhh, I’ve never felt that strongly about it.

Are you a runner? No.

Have you ever run a race for charity? No.

Do you set goals for yourself? I should. Who was your valentine this year? I didn’t have one.

Will you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? I usually incorporate something green just for fun.

Will you celebrate Easter? Yeah, I always do.

What is your favorite spring holiday? Easter.

Do you celebrate Good Friday? I attended my church’s live stream service for it the past couple years.

What is your favorite type of filling for a chocolate egg? Peanut butter or just no filling at all.

Have you bought any new shorts for summer yet? I have a pretty good collection of shorts now that I got over the past couple months to wear around the house. They’re a lot more comfortable right now. 

Do you own any light-colored jeggings or skinny jeans? No.

Would you ever wear pastel-colored pants? I have before.

Do you write in calligraphy? No.

Do you collect journals? No.

List five good themes for a bedroom. Nah.

Do you like avocado? Yes.

Have you ever moved to another state? No.

Would you ever move to another country? No, I really don’t think so.

If you HAD to move to another country, which one would you pick? I don’t know enough about other countries to make an informed decision at this point. <<< Yeah, I’d have to really do some research and actually check things out.

Do you want any tattoos? Nah.

Do you feel relaxed today? No. I feel hot, tired, and irritable. 

Name 5 girl's names that start with R. Nah.

What is your favorite middle name? I don’t knowww.

Do you like the feeling of the warm sun on your face? When I’m at the beach, yes.

[oliverandmoose]

You know what I've been dying for since you started posting fashion advice again? A MASSIVE outfit roundup! Like 15+ outfit ideas from your regular stores + Amazon. Is there any chance you could PLEASE do this? Thank you!!!!!!!!

Of course! This is so much fun! Was going to share accessories too, but I can share some accessories I love for another post if anyone would like to see them.

j. crew mercantile eyelet camp shirt + white high rise jeggings + huarache mule

cotton polka dress midi dress + dark wash denim jacket + basketweave sandal in english saddle

eyelet tank top + levi’s mile high super skinny jeans + braided leather sandals

short sleeve crochet sweater + levi’s mile high super skinny jeans + huarache mule

gingham strapless jumpsuit + dark wash denim jacket + basketweave sandal in english saddle

pink peplum t-shirt + high rise align tights + dark wash denim jacket + keds champion sneakers

simone romper + braided leather sandals

v-neck smocked waist jumpsuit + dark wash denim jacket + block heel sandals

button down tank top + jean shorts + toe ring sandal

slim fit cheetah print t-shirt + abercrombie mom shorts + keds champion sneakers

roxy pretty lovers dress + basketweave sandal

napa lace tunic + levi’s mile high super skinny jeans + huarache mules

sunwashed desert hoodie + high rise align tights + keds champion sneakers

There may not be 15 but there’s lots of options :) 

[simply-ellas-stuff]

Batwoman Episode Three Talk *Spoilers*

Are we not doing the normal Arrowverse monologue? I miss it. The diary narration is cool but... I miss the opening monologue.

Nightmare flashbacks, I wonder who the fuck Beth was living with? Who turned her into Alice? Did Alice live with a serial killer?

Who the fuck is running Wayne Enterprises besides Luke & Kate??

Hand puppets to get Batwoman's attention, childish.

Alice is blunt as fuck, Horny for Batman, did she take notes from Bo from Lost Girl.

Why does Alice have a boyfriend in the first place?

Negotiations? Innocent peoples lives for a boyfriend? Sounds weird but nice try.

Is Kate the Younger Twin?

Does Beth have split personality? Alice is the girl she became to protect herself from her hellish post-accident life but Beth is buried somewhere inside her mind??

Fucking commercials always indicate someone dying. Poor fellow.

Elliot Estates? Dumb name.

Training with your husband while thinking of your ex-girlfriend you never told him about?  Go. To. Therapy. Sophie boxing? With her husband? I guess that's healthy? I mean, if they were working on their own personal issues instead of Sophie's issues with Kate... maybe.

Commander must adore Soph to be that much of a considerate shade of Asshole. Also because Soph is too blunt for them to not be close in some way.

Why is Soph wanting to protect Mary? Its not going to get her closer to Kate.

Vesper, you beautifully voices woman!

Mary is a sweetheart, and decent at acting drunk/hungover to safe face for her clinic.

Mary is so fucking sassy to her sister's ex-girlfriend.

Why blame Commander Kane for your idea Soph?!

Kate getting defensive over the desk, aww.

Tommy Elliot is already a cunt before he showed up at that desk.

'Candy Kane' would be a cute nickname, if this guy didn't immediately give me a bad feeling.

Fuck Tommy for bringing that shit up to Kate like it doesn't already fuck her up. How the fuck does Tommy Elliot know Bruce is Batman?

Tommy Elliot wants to prove he's the most damaged, bigger ego-ed, richer, jerkwad of Gotham. And instead he goes psycho. Kate was right, Bruce's is bigger - He didn't go psycho. Even though, that comment was inappropriate but also forgivable given how she was attacking his ego not the physical aspects of Tommy vs Bruce. Metaphorical not realistical.

Wayne Tech, how the fuck is it still up and running?

I like how they reference weapons and explain them in a slightly normal way before Kate uses them later.

Pretty sure the dummy and faux blood and spray paint was Tommy Elliot, not anyone else.

Is there a Tommy Elliot Comic Counterpart that becomes a villain?

Vesper sassing Batman is fucking hilarious.

Mary checking out that guy and Soph interrupting it, cockblock.

Soph grilling Mary for information about Kate is fucked

Luke yelling while wearing the noise cancelling headset is cliche but funny. I wonder if they had to have Ruby say screaming because her accent came out too much when she said Yelling.

A gun that can penetrate the Batsuit? Why in the fuck would that exist without a fail safe?

Kate feeling the sting of being hit with a bullet while not actually being in the suit, she's already formed a relationship with the suit even though she refused to take up the mantle.

Kate sassily decides to go ask Tommy about knowing about Bruce and Batman only to be shocked about Luke telling her to put on the suit.

I still wanna know how Alice broke into the Kane house.

She messily puts in the lipstick, finds the perfume gross smelling, wears a crow uniform, Licks a cupcake and puts it back, downs a martini, reads the invite, smashes the family picture, kills a crow that knows her name with no hesitation but mocks Kate's disappointment. All of these acts seem to mean something to her, and I wonder what that is.

I still wanna know how Alice broke into the Kane house.

Why is Alice dicking around in a crows house??

Why did Alice kill him? and How did he know her name??

She messily puts in the lipstick, finds the perfume gross smelling, wears a crow uniform, Licks a cupcake and puts it back, downs a martini, reads the invite, smashes the family picture, kills a crow that knows her name with no hesitation but mocks Kate's disappointment. All of these acts seem to mean something to her, and I wonder what that is.

Kate looks hot as fuck - Hair a little less upwards, one singular dangle earring, p/leather leggings or jeggings, black over-sized suit jacket, a lacy shirt, heeled boots (that i'm pretty sure are from Hot topic? with the metal backing on the heels), Minimal dark make up, one singular shiny bracelet/watch, and her tattoos peaking out. Why did Sophie marry a man again?

The fucking shock, confusion, and pure "what the fuck" that crossed Kate's mind when she stepped into the elevator lmfao. Great acting on Ruby's part.

Mary's facial expression then Kate's "I’m sorry" makes me aww. Did anyone else think the conversation about "Go radio silent on socials" was actually code about the Clinic in a way?

Awkward fucking elevator ride, Love the broke tension Mary.

The blond is pretty. I think I have a similar, longer version of her dress. I'd definitely let Ruby Rose check me out like Kate did Reagan.

Tyler you poor unsuspecting fool.

I'd love it if Reagan is telepathic, like a meta human, and that's how she knew that stuff. Bartenders can be good but, she was a little too spot on with Kate.

I love how Kate was impressed by Reagan pouring herself a shot, like she didn't expect it.

Tyler and Kate talking makes me feel... sad for Tyler. Soph never told her husband she secretly fucked Kate Kane at the academy.

Reagan is hot, and if Kate doesn't fuck around with her - I will.

Daddy Kane and Kate Kane have similar taste in people, they both hate Tommy.

I love how Kate brings up twin intuition even though she made a deal, and her father walked a way uncomfortable because he can't bear the idea of Alice being Beth.

Kate setting her sights on Tommy, she looked hot albeit out of place.

Mary trying to convince her mom to let her have more elbow room, just so she can sneak out to her clinic.

Tommy is a fucking dickbag "took five years but I'm finally looking down on Bruce Wayne", You are competing with someone who you already won against - you have your parents, family, the weight taken off your shoulders, a fuck ton of money, and could have any girl you want. Fuck the fuck off.

Kate's "Here I thought I was his favorite cousin, not even a phone call" was so well said as to point out she knows Bruce better than Tommy thinks he does. It was subtle, sarcastic, but right on the money.

Nice lie Kate, make him find the gun even though your bullshitting. Nice, very 'Oliver Queen' of you. I'm proud, sure he would be too.

Fucking Bach. Can people pick another one of his songs, its the same fucking one in ever fucking movie and show. Pick something different, or fuck just pick a different artist all together.

Alice tormenting Commander with the instrument, the song, and just toying with the idea that she might really be his daughter makes me laugh for some reason, its oddly well thought out. She will get in his head though, eventually.

Alice bearing the disappointment and heartbreak Beth felt being left behind... heart shattering.

King of the Crows... he should become scarecrow... maybe.

Alice just casually waltzed away from the window, sifted through the box, and the likely promptly ditched the fuck outta there.

That box is all of Beth's life, and Alice still feels the pain of it.

Maybe Alice is to Beth what Frost is to Caitlin? At least she saw the search Map.

Aww poor Mary basically getting dragged away  by her guards.

Kate... you smart girl, following him right to the gun. That conversation about Tommy being less than. Tommy is psychotic in every aspect.

Tommy talked to the fucking Riddler?! The Riddler knows Bruce's identity? [If they follow the Gotham story line that kinda makes sense]

Tommy hates his mom that much? The fuck

Kate didn't expect him to have a contingency plan to draw Batman out... not smart sweets.

Kate immediately going to help the victims is why she's a good hero.

I wonder how many people actually did in that fall, we only saw a handful still moving during Kate and Mary's scenes with them.

Kate's concern for people is what makes her a hero, she even apologizes to the man she pulls attention too. Her obsession with Alice/Beth, her dedication to Bruce, her hatred towards Batman then forgiveness towards him, her affection of Sophie, all of that doesn't matter. Her heart does.

Tyler had the worst fucking timing, you are stuck in an elevator, have this martial spat in private in your home. Shut the fuck up.

Step Mom Kane doesn't seem as maternal as she acts, she also seems to be rooting for someone's death... get a divorce.

Mary and Soph would be cute friendship - if Soph wasn't in a triangle.

Luke and Kate having a heart to heart with honesty towards Bruce ever coming back.

Mary saves a life like a bawse!!

Where did they get the spray paint from? Did Luke spray it or did Kate? Where did they get a wig? Did they go shopping while this time limit is happening.

Dicking with Tommy by 'flying' around him, how "Flash/Firestorm vs Tokamak" of you. I fucking 🎶Love🎶 it.

Did she seriously Now get a voice changer? Her voice seems edited whereas with Dodgson it wasn't.

[[I keep getting Ads for The Tomorrow People, should I watch it? Is it any good??]]

Batman's side piece? Gross.

She forgot to charge the glove... cute. She's still learning.

She just stabbed him in the leg... I think they cut Luke's question of "What are you doing?" because her "Stalling" sounded like an answer not a confirmation.

She saves her Dad and Stepmom, without knowing whose in the elevator, but lets the other elevator drop... she didn't know it was empty??

She forgot to charge the glove?! LMFAO I'd do that!

Kick his ass Kate!!!!!

She saves her dad, but let the other elevator drop not knowing if there were other people in it???

He's so psychotic that he literally steps on her hand.

Alice to the rescue!!!

"and im the crazy one" I love that. She's literally insane yet the red wig is the drawn line lmfao.

Alice saving Kate makes me happy.

She took off the cowl yet has almost perfect hair... woman. really mess up you hair!! You'd probs looks hot as fuck.

Kate's appreciation of Alice saving her life only for Alice to crash the moment. Kate wants her to leave to keep her safe yet Alice is annoyed.

The red being the color of the birthstone is a nice poetic touch.

Alice ruined the moment again, jerk.

Alice touching Kate's face is probably because she hasn't seen her in so fucking long its a wonderment for her to feel her sister again when their Twins and have been connected their whole lives.

The laugh about the wig having roots, nice joke Alice.

Kate trying to talk Alice back into Beth.

So Alice wants Kate to stop thinking of her as Beth? But she was willing to prove she is actually Beth by cutting her palm? Alice really does seem like Season Four Killer Frost "Beth is gone"/"I'm not Caitlin"

Sending Tommy to Arkaham... Smart.

Reagan is cute, I love how she was worried for Kate whom she just met and Kate checked in on her. I love the bluntness between the two!! Please tell me she isn't a bad guy!

Is Soph really jealous?? She's fucking married?! Soph, don't be jealous, your married. Mary slap her for us.

Two of Hearts, Eight of Cloves, and Three of Diamonds?? What does Alice, Catherine, and those numbers/cards have in common?

Commander Kane is finally starting to believe!!! Yes! Catherine, you do not live up to the legacy of your name you dick.

Batlady? Batchick? Really?! Did Sophie call that name in? otherwise it won't stick...

I hope Soph phoned in that name, otherwise we'll end up with something stupid.

Sophie definitely knows that Kate is Batwoman.

When is the reference episode to the Arrowverse cross over going to happen? I need to know and understand the fucking timeline.

I kinda think that Alice is Beth's alter, like she had disassociative identity disorder and Alice is her protector. That's why Alice remembers being Beth but "Beth is gone" because Younger Beth is 'asleep' in their shared mind or too afraid to come out yet Alice is acting out with anger now because she had to go through the hell that she was made to protect Beth, Maybe as an alter she's resentful towards the host? Is that possible? Maybe she blames Beth but because she can't hurt her, she hurts her family via payback and revenge.

☆Side Note:: I watched this episode only twice instead of my normal three, I've been a bit busy -Which is also why this is a day later than it has been-, so excuse me if anything is wrong or they explained something in the episode☆

[laketaj24]

Friends II: The Pity Party Police

Authors Note: Pettiness. It is likely my favorite thing in the world lmao. I hope that you enjoy this little update. Thanks to @grungyblonde for the inspiration and all your wonderful comments and opinion sure helped with the next part lmao! There is an author’s note at the bottom!! Let me know what you think! And my taglist is open!! My muse is back!! Working through my queue. Thanks for your patience if you have requested something!!   @honestsycrets gif credit! 

Friends Pt 1

Warnings: Smut and Pettiness

Read more works here with my Vikings Masterlist that needs to be updated! Lmao!!

“You don’t have to say yes.”

Those words rang in your head over and over. What the fuck else were you supposed to say? No fuck you, Ivar! So you said yes. And hoped they’d never show their faces in Kattegat again. You sat in the chair of your apartment staring at the picture of you two, how in the fuck could he do this?

“Open up the door! The Pity Party Police are here!” Torvi banged on the front door and rattled the door knob. “We know that you are in there!”

“I told you we should have called.” Ubbe gripes.

“Shut up.” You can hear the playful slap. “Y/N let us in our we will make so much noise out here!”

You walk over to the door and swing it open. “Why are you two here? I told you that I was fine Torvi. I’m fine I swear it.” The lie was all over your face, the sunken eyes and lack of changing your pajamas for three days was solid proof a friend-tervention was needed. “Ubbe get your girlfriend.”

“I just do as she says.” He chuckles but you saw through the little laugh. He was worried too. “He left and we brought over beer and food. And Hvitserk. Hvitserk!” he yells over his shoulder.

And sure enough the little guy trudged alone up the steps carrying more food than Ubbe and Torvi combined. He looked good. The nice undercut as freshly trimmed and his hair was shorter now, he must’ve got into the law school.

“Hvitty!” You yelled opening the door for them to all come in. “You cut your hair.” Your hands instinctively go to his head and he smirks.

“Yeah, I got into Kattegat Law, required a haircut.” He grinned and walked into the apartment.

Now you suddenly regretted the not bathing and crying your eyes out over the younger brother from hell. “I am going to disappear for a minute and change clothes. Please don’t destroy my house while I am getting dressed.”

“We make no promises.” Torvi opened the vodka and a poured it into the punch bowl on the table. “Go bathe so we can strip later. You’re wasting precious night. I have to work tomorrow.”

Bossy. You do as she says though, and suddenly got why Ubbe just did it too. You take a shower washing off the sorrow and a little of the hurt of days prior. You don’t dress up too much, black jeggings and a workout shirt, you sling the coiled curls into a puff and head down to your guests who were already deadest on partying with or without you.

“Never have I ever, fucked on an elevator.” Torvi grinned at Ubbe and they both took a shot. They pissed you off at their adorableness. This might be harder than you thought.

“Take your shot glass hun, we are playing a freaky game before Alfred and Athelred show their little pristine asses up over here.” Hvitserk gives you the tall shot glass that’s almost to the brim filled with vodka. “Your go never have I ever.”

“Uhm….”

“Come on now.” Ubbe sits up. “There has to be something foul in that mind up there.”

“Never have I ever fucked brothers?”

Torvi glared at you and then cackled. “fuck, are you trying to get me wasted?”

You blushed as she knocked back the shot of vodka. “I didn’t know.”

“Bjorn counted for something. And then that one time with Hvitserk and you…” her lips pressed against Ubbe’s. he didn’t have a care in the world that she had fucked three out of five of the brothers. “Are the only one that counts, right love?”

“We can count Hvitserk, I was there anyway.” He smiled.

They talk and drink and Torvi ends up dancing herself sleep until you and Hvitserk are the only two lone survivors. Your phone buzzed and buzzed. But you didn’t want to stop listening to Hvitserk tell his stories. They were cute none the less.

“So I walk out of the frat house, fucking naked in the snow! The fucking snow! My balls were blue and this time it wasn’t from the lack of pussy but from the sheer cold. Alfred, Magnus and damn Athelred had hidden my clothes and I had to leave fucking naked. It was horrible. My car was cold. My ass was cold. Fuck I was cold.”

You can’t stop yourself from laughing, doubled over and feeling the warm buzz of the liquor flood your body. “And you call them your friends.”

“Fuck one is supposed to be my fucking brother! It was a shame.”

“Obviously, I’m sorry I missed your bare ass in the snow. It would have been snapchat worthy.” You clear your throat staring down at your phone. It was Ivar. Who else was writing you after midnight?

 “I’m sorry my brother acted that way, I know how much he means to you.” His hand touches your thigh, rubbing the soft cotton of your leggings before he pulls his hand back. “He’s an ass.”

“Yeah, whatever.” You take another shot and lift your phone up. Ivar watched every story of yours on snapchat, liked every picture on social media. Why not give him a show? You lean over and lift your camera. “You wanna make him mad?” You smile.

“I would love to.” As if he knew your ploy, he kissed your lips. They were softer than you expected and more excited.  You snapped the picture and post. “He’s gonna murder you. But since I’m going to be a prosecutor, I can make sure he gets what he deserves.”

You chuckle and toss your phone aside. Straddling him was different from Ivar, he thicker for one, his thighs sure would make a great ride. You want to blame the alcohol but it’s not the alcohol, you kiss him again and start to rock your hips. Hvitserk has no objection and why would he? You were already wet through the leggings as he fingers went to search for your clit.

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

“I’ve been sure for about five minutes now.” Your phone started to buzz over and over, and the seeming feeling of joy exploded over your body. “Oooh, now I’m really wet.” You laughed as he hoisted you up and carried you to the room.

“Where are you two going?” Ubbe groaned.

“To make an enemy.” Hvitserk laughed and closed the door behind you two.

Hvitserk wasn’t a slow fuck. He was fast, needy and took what he wanted. He snatched the leggings from your body exposing your bare legs and glistening pussy and in his eyes danced the hunger you’d heard about him. He crawled up the bed after you and spread your legs. “May I?”

May he what? The question is only there for a second as his tongue laps at your clit and he greedily eats at your clit like he’s never eaten before. Your hands tug on the short brown hair as he sends you to Valhalla and back, sliding his fingers in and out of you as he sucks and nips and licks you senseless. And when he comes up for air, he places his lips on yours allowing you to taste yourself before unsheathing his thick, long and curved cock from his pants.

Revenge Sex. That was the fucking answer.

He doesn’t give you time to adjust to him before he rocks into you causing a gasp to spring forward as he rocks your pussy to new depths. He stretches you with each pump and you can’t tell if you’re hurting or about to cum and you don’t care. You call his name, mewling and whining for him to go harder, deeper faster until you cum under him and he pulls out of you spills his cum in ribbons on your stomach.

Ubbe opens the door and his eyes are wide looking at you with delight.  “Got another brother so quick.” He chuckled. “If he calls this fucking phone one more time, I am going to chunk it out the window. We are trying to fuck.” He nods placing it next to you. “Nice work brother, hate you didn’t invite me?”

You look to Hvitserk whose spent. “Go away Ubbe.”

“I’m leaving.” He laughs.

You two lay in the bed and you can hear Hvitserk snoring lightly. You slide out of the bed and walk to the balcony. He’d called twelve times and left voicemails. You didn’t bother to listen as you dialed his number and slid the glass door closed.

“Y/N!” he answered on the first ring.

“don’t you dare call me and get a fucking attitude.” You snapped.

“You are with Hvitserk.”

“Why the fuck does it matter? You have a baby coming, with a woman you barely know. I can fuck whomever I want, whenever I want. And let’s get this clear I will. I was nice to you, and I listened to your bullshit. That hurt. So now you will hurt. I am going to fuck every one of your brothers and your dad.” You laugh as the words come out. “And I am going to let you hurt like you fucking hurt me. And tell your girlfriend, thanks for invitation to be God mom, but fuck both of you. And the bitch don’t look pregnant. So, you should check that out? And enjoy your pity party baby, I’m having a blast at mine.” You end the call and a wicked grin covers your face. Revenge was best served cold. Friends your ass.

Author’s Note: Who should she fuck next lmao??

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[purplesurveys]

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hi i’m a little drunk/hungover lmao so just a disclaimer if some of the answers sound a lil too out-there

What is your middle name? ‘Middle name’ is always a tricky term given the different naming customs in the Philippines. My second given name is Isabelle, but what means middle name here is basically my mom’s original surname before getting married, and I’m not giving that away haha. What was your first job? I haven’t had my first job but my first legit internship was at a PR firm. What is your favorite pizza topping? It’s not the most popular opinion out there, but barbecue chicken. I tried BBQ pizza once and never looked back. What was the name of your first imaginary friend? Katrina was the name of my first and only imaginary friend. I was annoyed it wouldn’t talk back to me, so I ditched her after like seven minutes. What was the name of the first pet that you loved? Tobi, my rabbit. He was a sweet one.

How tall are you? Somewhere between 5′1′ and 5′2″ but definitely not 5′2″. List three celebrities that are your height. Lady Gaga and AJ Lee are sort of my height, but I can’t think of a third one. What was your first CD? Pretty sure it was the Camp Rock soundtrack. If not, it would be Beyoncé’s I Am... Sasha Fierce. Idk, they came out the same year. Does your zodiac sign fit your personality? I’m a Taurus, and I’d say most of the descriptions/habits attributed to Tauruses apply to me, but then again so do the descriptions for all the other signs. What is your zodiac sign? ^ What is your Chinese zodiac sign? Year of the tiger. Does your Chinese zodiac sign fit your personalIty? I never cared for Chinese beliefs, so I don’t know how Tiger babies are supposed to be like. What is your favorite color? Right now it’s pastel pink but I also like black, sky blue, and mustard yellow. What was your first favorite color? Purple, because it was my great-grandma’s favorite and all her stuff used to be purple. Which travel destination is top on your bucket list? Right now, it’s Thailand because of all the museums, temples, and street food. Plus I want to conquer Southeast Asia first before I head out to other continents, haha. Have you ever been on a missions trip? Never. Back in my old school they used to give out envelopes to each of us once a year so those who were willing could donate to fund the people going on such trips, but that’s pretty much my only experience with the whole thing. What's your shoe size? My feet can fit in either size 6.5 or 7 shoes. What grade were you in when you had your first crush? My first legit non-celebrity crush was embarrassingly my Grade 5 science teacher. But if we counted reality in the picture, it was Andi, in Grade 6. What color hair did your first crush have? Black. Does anyone know who your first crush was? Not really. It was a small crush and she’s since migrated and is hella straight, so it would be weird to bring up a crush I had ten years ago. It probably wouldn’t be as weird if we stayed close, but we have definitely drifted apart since then. Who was your first celebrity crush? Ashley Tisdale. And that crush was also the reason Ashley was my favorite girl’s name throughout my childhood and tween years haha. Do you keep a diary or journal and write in it frequently? This is essentially my diary. I wouldn’t say I post frequently, especially when I’m busy with school. I usually post during weekends when I have some free time. What was/were the best years of your life so far? The latter half of high school was great, and so was the second half of my time in college. The thing with me is that my adjustment periods in new experiences usually initially go down messily and miserably for me and it takes a while for me to warm up to the environment and the people. But once I do, I end up having the good time I had been envisioning and wishing for. Do you have regrets? I have one big one, but that’s it. I don’t like storing regrets in my head. What do you regret the most? I’ve always felt sorry for myself for having a hard time adjusting in new places. It something I could never help; my first years in high school were marred by failing marks and having no friends, and my first years in college were also spent having no friends, no place to stay in but my car during my breaks, and a lot of self-pity crying and self-harming in said car. I know it was something I felt and couldn’t get out of during the time, but I wish someone told me to just not be afraid and start doing stuff much earlier. There’s been a number of opportunities that I let fly by me just because I was depressed and moped around all day. While I’m grateful for the experiences I have now, I just regret the fact that I could have had more if I didn’t adjust so badly. Are you double-jointed? Nope. What are you allergic to? No allergies. Have you ever owned a designer purse? A couple, but tbh they are hand-me-downs from my mom. Do you wear contacts or glasses? Glasses. I can’t imagine wearing contacts, I hate the idea of putting, dropping, or inserting anything in my eyes :/ Have you ever had to use an epi pen? I have not. Do you prefer online shopping or in-store shopping? In-store for clothes so I get to try them on or see their actual size; online shopping for literally everything else. Have you ever questioned your sexuality? Like I said in a previous survey, I still question it to this day. I’ve been in one relationship so I don’t really have a grasp of what I want, but it’s never bothered me... it’s not something I feel pressured to know or discover. Demisexual seems to fit me best, so that’s what I go by most days. Did you ever dream of running away from home? I did, as most disgruntled, emo, puberty-stricken teenagers do. What color was your first phone? I think the phone itself was gray? but I got it with a red Winnie the Pooh case. Who do you know who is colorblind? I may know someone, but I’m probably not aware that they are. Do you know anyone with Down's syndrome? Yesssss, one of my aunt’s has Down’s and she is the sweetest, most adorable person. How much do you weigh (only answer if comfortable)? The only time this question has been asked politely lmao. I’m a little under 100 lbs. Have you ever been overweight? Never. I’ve always been either underweight or just...healthy weight lol. Name one friend you miss. [continued from yesterday, so I’m definitely not hungover anymore haha] Sofie. She used to be a best friend, so I miss her the most out of all my past friends. Have you ever made a huge mistake? I’d be surprised if anyone also aged 21 hasn’t made a big mistake in their lives. What pharmacy do you use? My family never really needs to go to pharmacies. Our go-to drugstore is Mercury Drug, if anything. Do you take a lot of prescription meds? Nope.

Do you take vitamins? I used to, but my mom stopped buying when I was like 15 or 16. How many pairs of Lularoe leggings do you own? Zero. Do you prefer skinny jeans or jeggings? Both sound uncomfortable, but I’d wear skinny jeans between the two. What color is your Christmas tree? Green. What color Christmas tree do you want to have in your hosuse someday? Just plain old traditional green would be fine. It makes everything feel Christmassy the most. What color house did you grow up in? It’s white with a red roof and a maroon gate. Have you ever been baptized? If so, how and where? Yep. I got a Catholic baptism and if I’m not mistaken it was in a church in Makati. Do you ever feel embarrased and think to yourself, "I'm so stupid"? Duh. Do you think you look better with long or short haIr? Short hair. I actually just got a haircut (my first in nearly two years) and finally got bangs like half an hour ago lmao. What type of wedding do you want? I don’t know about ‘types’ of weddings... but my dream wedding would be big but still traditional, held in a huge venue with lots of flowers with either an all-white or pastel motif (or a bit of both) and 200-300 guests with delicious food and an open bar and a great live band. Who is someone you wanted to be able to trust but just couldn't? An old friend back in Grade 5 who ultimately taught me how much trust is supposed to mean, Marielle. Do you read a devotional? No. What's your favorite devotional? Where did you go on your first plane ride? My family and I went to Boracay. Who is your favorite Disney princess? Rapunzel from Tangled. Are you taller or shorter or the same height as your mom? I’m a bit shorter. Do you wish you could afford expensive make-up? Nah, I never wear makeup so it wouldn’t make sense for me to buy them to begin with. Do you make some of the stupidest decisions? I make at least one every day. What country would you most like to visit? Morocco! Or Turkey. What is your heritage? Filipino. What was your first job? I haven’t had a job. Did you like your first job? What are all the jobs you've had? What are jobs you'd like to have? These days I look for money more than fulfillment, so I think I’d be happy with any job that makes me loaded at the end of the day lmao. Have you ever experienced something supernatural? I have not, but I’ve endlessly heard stories from family and friends who have. Do you believe in God? Absolutely not. Do you love God with all your heart? Who is your best friend? Gabie. Do you make your bed every day? Yeah I do. My mom requires me to and besides, it feels so much better coming home to a neat bed. How do you most commonly wear your hair? I usually wear it down. Which family member did you get your hair color from? All Filipinos have black hair. What is your natural hair color? ^

[birdthany]

So I got tagged in two different ask memes at around the same time, once by @subarulesbian and once by @mollyglock and I’m going to consolidate them under one cut because some of the questions repeat

First, the one I was tagged in by @subarulesbian​. Because this one is longer and therefore has more of the repeats 1. How tall are you? 5′6.5

2. What color and style is your hair? Right now it’s shoulder-length brown fluff. Think like Regina Spektor’s hair if she didn’t brush or style it and rolled around a lot in her sleep.

3. What color are your eyes? Blueish grayish.

4. Do you wear glasses? Yes, though I often go without them

5. Do you wear braces? Not since eighth grade

6. What is your fashion style? Don’t have much of one, but I like leggings, sweaters, and adding pins and patches to jackets and jeans. 

7. Full name? Bethany Johanna

8. When were you born? October ‘97, though for Reasons I consider April 22 to be my Birthday, and it’s the one I Celebrate

9. Where are you from and where do you live now? Massachusetts, near Boston. And Massachusetts, near Boston.

10. What school do you go to? I go to a local Comewnitty Cawledge. 

11. What kind of student are you? Not an amazing one. Usually I know all the material but my executive dysfunction and anxiety causes me to miss or lose a bunch of the assignments and/or tests, and my migraines make me miss class, so I end up with very middling grades.

12. Do you like school? Depends on the subject, the atmosphere of the class, and how understanding the professor is about the aforementioned issues I have.

13. What are your favourite school subjects? well i majored in philosophy so i guess that lol.

14. Favorite TV shows? okay i like hardly watch tv anymore but i will come out of my cave for better call saul, stranger things, westworld, and bob’s burgers. also i’ve seen scrubs and the x files all the way through like a hundred times each.

16. Favorite books? The Animorphs series. Lately I’ve been rereading ASOUE, too. Other than excellent childrens’ series I mostly read nonfiction.

17. Favourite past-time? Chilling, talking to friends, art, listening to music

18. Do you have any regrets? Hah. Haha. I guess I’ll say “being too tolerant of bullshit.”

19. Dream job? Last time I got an ask meme I said “head of a successful band and author,” and then I realized I was describing Gerard Way, but I don’t really have a different answer. I’d love to rescue guinea pigs professionally but that’s even less attainable. 

20. Would you like to get married? Theoretically..... Dunno how likely it is though. Because of Circumstances

21. Would you like to have kids someday? Not biologically, never ever biologically, but I’d like to adopt.

22. How many? 2 or 3, probably. Sibling relationships are important to me

23. Do you like shopping? If I have a gift card and a lot of energy, yeah. Otherwise, no. and I hate clothes shopping

24. What countries have you visited? I can name every country in the world, but I have been to none outside the US.

25. What’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? Oh, boy. You’ve gotta be way more specific than that. 

26. Do you have any enemies? Not super sure. I think there are some people who would consider me an enemy that I’ve just moved on from thinking about at all.

27. Do you have a s/o? Noooope. Not gonna do that again for awhile, either

28. Do you believe in miracles? Probably? Depends on what exactly you mean, again. I’ll say probably. Now, the one I was tagged in by @mollyglock

★ nickname: Most people just call me Bethany, but my ex used to call me “Bread” and Jay sometimes calls me “B” or “Bthany” (pronounced like bee-thany)

★ zodiac: tauruś 

★ height: 5′6.5″. yes the half inch is important (I know I already answered this but I think it’s funny that I didn’t have to change Robin’s answer at all)

★ last movie i saw: hhhhh I.... uh..... Oh! It was Bohemian Rhapsody.

★ last thing i googled: “november 2018 movies” trying to remember what the last movie I saw was. Before that “regina spektor hair” to make sure I was remembering right for my previous answers

★ favorite musician: 

now the last thing I googled was “gerard way deviantart stamp” 

★ song stuck in my head: “Come One, Come All” by All Time Low. I don’t really listen to them, but it’s on my playlist of “songs that are weirdly hateful towards DJs” 

★ other blogs: This is it babey

★ do i get asks: Sometimes! More often I get posts sent to me from the Messaging function

★ following: 569 but probably like half are inactive

★ followers: 339

★ amount of sleep: Absolutely completely varied and random. Today it was a lot, tomorrow it might be none.

★ lucky number: 13, I suppose

★ what i’m wearing: Magic school bus T-shirt, Cape Cod sweatshirt, and Jeggings. Because I’m an adult. Oh, and a warm beanie-ish type hat.

★ dream job: Already answered!

★ dream trip: I really want to see the world eventually... I’d be happy going just about anywhere tbh, but I really want to leave the country. Somewhere warm with really cool wildlife like Australia would be awesome.

★ favorite food: Anything that combines tomatoes with mozzarella or chocolate with peppermint. 

★ play any instruments: I did violin as a kid and still kinda remember how to play it, I’m an amateur at guitar, and I did voice for quite awhile but my voice is different than it was before so I fuck up singing a lot now

★ language: I’m only fluent in English, but I'm also conversational in ASL because my mom is an ASL interpreter and her BF and many of her friends I grew up around are all Deaf

★ favorite song: I’m going to follow Robin’s example and pick a Danger Days song, I’m gonna go with Party Poison! It seems appropriate since that whole ‘verse but also that song specifically is why the Party Poison symbol is the one I had Gerard draw so I can get it tattooed 

★ random fact: Birds are my Brand(tm) but I love guinea pigs just as much, and I have Three of them. whereas I only have the one bird

★ describe yourself in an aesthetic: I have little-to-no awareness of my own appearance or vibe, I don’t really know if I have an aesthetic? I’d like to think I give off an artsy and loving vibe. I pretty much always have paint and/or animal fur/hay on my clothes, so it seems possible. 

[raustanelon1974-blog]

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[flakey-von-wembstein]

if there were more frau schneider x reader fics the world would be a better place. i'm just saying. flake too

[imjustthemechanic]

The French Mistake

Part 1/? - A Visitor Part 2/? - The Kulturhistorisk Museum Heist Part 3/? - Cutscene Part 4/? - The Marvel Cinematic Universe Part 5/? - Breathless Part 6/? - Escape at Last Part 7/? - Fox in Socks Part 8/? - Things Go Wrong Part 9/? - Downey and Out Part 10/? - Road Trip Part 11/? - Temptation Part 12/? - An Awful Reunion Part 13/? - Unreality Intrudes Part 14/? - A Call for Help Part 15/? - Loki’s Guests Part 16/? - Stan Lee Cameo Part 17/? - Reassessment Part 18/? - Midnight Invasion Part 19/? - Elevator Fight Part 20/? - Courage Part 21/? - Unwelcome Back Part 22/? - Darkest Hour Part 23/? - They Are Here Part 24/? - The Jet Propulsion Laboratory Part 25/? - Word of God Part 26/? - Avengers Assembled Part 27/? - The Houston Underground Part 28/? - Houston has a Problem Part 29/? - Onward and Upward Part 30/? - The Chi’Tauri Queen Part 31/? - Through the Wormhole Part 32/? - Prisoners Part 33/? - Arm’s Length Part 34/? - A Moment’s Respite Part 35/? - Ravagers to the Rescue Part 36/? - What Happened to Hiddleston Part 37/? - Haven Part 38/? - Steve Has a Terrible Idea Part 39/? - Can’t Be Choosers Part 40/? - Stan Lee Cameo Redux Part 41/? - Shipjacking Part 42/? - The Gauntlet Thrown Part 43/? - The Queen’s Chamber Part 44/? - The Guardians Part 45/? - The Nest Part 46/? - Heroes Part 47/? - Homeward Bound Part 48/? - Loose Ends

Just a few things to tie up - like Johansson’s marriage, how they’re getting back, and what will happen to the tesseract.

A moment later Musa was called away again by a group of astrophysicists, who were hoping she could tell them about her home system.  Steve wasn’t alone for long, though – the next person to approach him was Natasha.  She was now dressed in a pair of jeggings and a shirt with a cartoon bone on it and the words I Found This Humerus.  Next to her was Scarlett Johansson, wearing a blouse and skirt.  Both had washed up and combed their hair, and they looked nearly identical, but Steve immediately recognized which was which.  The two walked differently, Johansson gliding along like a glamour goddess, while Natasha moved with a determined stride that spelled trouble for anybody in her way.

“How’d your checkup go?” Nat asked.

“Nothing but bruises,” Steve assured her.  “If I cracked any bones it was so minor they’ve already knit.”  The bruises would be gone by this time tomorrow.

She smiled.  “Good to be back?”

“Yeah,” he agreed.  “And possibly just a little more appreciative of how tough I am.”

“Oh, really?”  Nat smirked.  “Does that mean you’re going to start using a parachute?”

“I wouldn’t go that far.”

Nat laughed.  “I’m going to Malibu with Scarlett,” she said.  “We need to patch things up with her husband and daughter, and it’ll be easier to explain if I’m with her.”

That felt like something that had happened weeks ago, and Steve had almost forgotten about it.  Now he groaned.  It was true, they should do something about that, but whatever it was they ended up doing would be very, very unpleasant.  “Do you want me to come with you?” he asked, praying that the answer would be no.

“Probably not a good idea,” said Johansson.  “Romain’s had a bug up his ass about Chris for a while now, and I don’t think he’d want to see your face.”

Steve tried not to show how relieved he was.  “Got it,” he said.  “Text when you arrive, okay?”

“Yes, Mom,” said Nat.  “Wouldn’t want you to worry about me.”  She leaned down and gave him a kiss on the cheek goodbye.

Once she was gone, Steve worried he’d be alone again – but it was only a minute or so after Natasha left when Evans came up to him.  He had a few bandages and stitches, but he, too, had washed and shaved and changed his clothes.  With no beard, wearing jeans and a dark blue t-shirt which, thanks to somebody’s sense of humour, had the image of the shield on the front, he looked so much like Steve as Captain America that it was downright eerie.  He came and stood awkwardly facing Steve, hands in his pockets, as if he wanted to say something but couldn’t figure out how to word it.

“How are you doing?” Steve asked, deciding to take pity and give him an opening.

“Okay,” Evans replied carefully.  “That was a hell of a thing but I… I’ll get over it.”

Steve had heard that phrase before, from people who would very definitely not get over it.  Far too often, he’d been the one speaking it, himself.  “You sure?”

“Yeah,” said Evans.  He sat down on the bench next to Steve.  “My parents are coming to pick me up.  I told them guys, I’m thirty-five, I can buy my own plane ticket, but Mom wouldn’t hear about it.  She actually said, I won’t hear about it, like little old ladies do in cartoons.”  He chuckled.

Steve smiled back.  He was glad he hadn’t called Evans’ parents when he’d been tempted to, but lord, he missed having that kind of loving, unconditional support.   It would have been wonderful to steal just a drop of it, even knowing it was not rightfully his.  Loki really had meant what he’d said – this world was full of everything Steve had ever wanted.  It was just that to get it, Steve would have had to compromise everything he’d ever wanted to be.

“Sorry for freezing up when Musa grabbed me,” Chris added.  “I, um… I have some… I’m good with a script, but actually talking to real people is hard for me sometimes.  I almost turned down playing the role – playing you, I mean.  I wasn’t sure I wanted to be…”

“To be that kind of movie star,” Steve finished for him.  “Bob told me.”

“Yeah.”  Chris nodded.

“What changed your mind?” asked Steve.  Bob had offered an explanation, but he wanted to hear it from Chris Evans himself.

“Well… Captain America,” said Chris, with a shrug and a cockeyed smile.  “You’re everybody’s hero.  You’re… you’re everything I was raised to believe in.  It sounds corny, but all that freedom, equality, and justice stuff, you embody that and you make it look cool. When I post about politics on my twitter I get comments from people who say things like here we see Chris Evans actually being Steve Rogers and it always makes me smile.  I’m proud to stand for that, even if the fame part is kind of terrifying.”

“The fame part is terrifying,” Steve agreed.  “At least you got warned about it.  When I volunteered for the project nobody told me I was going to be a celebrity. Then they dragged me off on that tour with the chorus girls and the posters…” he shook his head.  “And I end up standing there…”

“Wondering how the hell this happened,” Chris grinned. “That’s what I figured you were thinking.  Reading the lines off the back of the shield was my favourite joke in the movie. Anyway.”  He sat up a little straighter.  “My point, which I’m getting to in a roundabout kind of way, is that it’s an honour to meet you in person, even if this is really, really weird.” He held out a hand.

“Thanks,” said Steve, giving him the handshake.  He had to agree – it was weird, but he also felt a sense of kinship with this man. Not just because of what they’d just been through together, but because he realized that Chris Evans must have spent more time thinking about Steve, and trying to understand him, than anybody else he’d ever met.  Which left one rather important question.  “Bob told me about something you said in an interview…” he began.

“Oh, no,” groaned Chris.  “This is about the teams thing, isn’t it?”

“Yeah,” Steve said.

Chris spread his hands.  “Well, for one thing, I never thought I’d be having this conversation.  I thought it was all hypothetical.  And I was talking about our world, if there were superheroes here. Our world isn’t run by people who thought nuking New York or approving Project Insight was a good idea.  I mean, sometimes they’re not much better, but they’re not that bad.  I just feel like real superheroes would have to accept limitations and be responsible when they hurt people.  Even if it wasn’t on purpose.”

Steve thought about the pirates… they weren’t nice people, but nor had they asked to get into a fight with the Chi’Tauri.  He wondered how many had died, and supposed he would never know.

“Well, thanks for not getting me killed this week,” Steve said.  “I’m a rotten actor.”

“Same,” Chris agreed.  “I’m the opposite – a good actor, a rotten hero.  Better for you to live your life and me mine, even if yours does sound way cooler.”

Now there was a thought… would Chris Evans find the details of Steve Rogers’ life as tempting as Steve had found his?  He decided not to ask, partly because that would involve admitting how tempted he’d been to call Evans’ parents, but mostly because the whole subject was better left alone.

NASA offered them all dinner in the Space Center cafeteria, which was fortunately not one of the buildings that would have to be torn down from the damage.  Natasha and Scarlett had already gone to Malibu, and Scarlett had texted Chris Evans to let him know they would be staying overnight. Hemsworth also turned down the meal. He hugged everybody, and then left to catch a flight back to his home in Australia.  Most of the other actors who’d come in for the charade were already gone, but Hayley Atwell hung around, as did Bob Downey.  At dinner they all sat together and listened to Hayley tell stories about the props – and people – she’d accidentally broken while filming the Agent Carter TV series.

“I need to watch some of that before I go,” said Steve.  He would probably regret it… but he would regret it more if he didn’t.

“I’ll get you some DVDs,” Hayley promised.  “In fact, take them back with you and show them to Sharon.  I can get confirmation from Emily if you like, but for my own part I’m sure she would want to see them.”

Steve could bet she would.  “That would be great.”

“That gives me an idea…” Bob began, but before he could explain what it was, the conversation was interrupted as Thor and Steve moved aside to make room for Donny Glover and Kevin Farinas, who had come to join them.  Kevin was proudly holding a tablet and a stack of binders, which she dropped on the table in front of her.

“Good news!” she declared.

“Good news?  For us?” asked Steve.

“Careful there,” said Bob.  “He’s an old man.  Too much excitement might give him a heart attack.”  He winked at Steve, looking uncannily like Stark in that moment.

Kevin opened the top binder in the stack and passed around some photographs.  “I’ve been looking at the insides of your spaceship,” she said, “and it looks like their actual device for directing a wormhole runs on very similar principles to my hypothetical one.  Here’s the switches.”  She reached across the table to indicate a particular picture, which Hayley happened to be holding at the moment.  “They’re hidden under the console, probably so the people on board couldn’t mess with them.”

Hayley passed the picture to Steve, and he saw two rows of twelve symbols, one in pink and one in blue.  The symbols themselves were indecipherable to Steve, just messes of intersecting lines.  “What do these mean?” he asked.

“No idea,” said Kevin.  “They’ve called in some cryptography people, but figuring out will probably take longer than it would take to build a new one.”

“How is that good news?” asked Bob.

“I’m getting there,” Kevin informed him.  “Now, as you can see, there are two lines – two ends to the wormhole.  The pink one tells you where you’re starting from, the blue one tells you where you’re going.  If I understand this properly, the ones on the right refer to the specific destination universe, and the ones on the left are your exit point within that universe.  I have no idea how to program it.  The left ones must be a space-time coordinate system of some sort, but I don’t know what their reference point is, while the ones on the right must refer to properties of the target universe, whatever those are.”

“I’m still not seeing the good news,” said Steve.

“Well, isn’t it obvious?” asked Kevin.  “Look, they’ve got this thing set up to take them between a chosen point in this universe and their home port in yours.  But if you can change the spatial destination coordinates for your universe to match the ones you leave from in ours, then when you activate it you’ll transfer to the other universe exactly where you left from ours with no programming or linguistic knowledge required!”

That did make sense.  “So we appear over Houston in our universe… and we can fly right out over the Atlantic back to Wakanda,” said Steve.  That would have the bonus that the Leviathan would end up in hands Steve trusted.  He wouldn’t have wanted any other country on Earth trying to reverse-engineer any more Chi’Tauri technology, even the United States.  Wakanda, however, would either destroy it or do good with it, whichever T’Challa decided was best.  “Perfect. Can you have it ready by the time Natasha gets back?”

“Definitely,” said Kevin.  “It seems to remember where it left from, too, so if it doesn’t work the way I think, you can just come back here and we’ll give it some more study.” She picked up her binders again, beaming.  “You know, it sucks that we can’t keep that tesseract things.  With that kind of energy we could explore the whole solar system and then head for Alpha Centauri.”

Steve blinked.

“Yeah, sucks,” Donny agreed cheerfully.  “I’d ask to go with you guys, but my alternate in the Marvel Universe is a guy who finds Spider-Man hanging out in dumpsters, so nah.  But!” he held up a finger.  “Kevin, can you get me into the Star Wars universe?”

They were joking around, so Steve made himself smile as if he were enjoying the conversation. But he couldn’t stop thinking about what Kevin had just said.

[lalka-laski]

A - Appearance.

What are you wearing? A sweatshirt with my company's logo & a pair of jeggings

What are on your feet right now? Slip-on sneak type of things? I abandoned my usual flip-flops today because my feet are a tragedy

What color are your fingernails? Like my toenails, my fingernails are also a tragedy! I haven't had room in my budget for a mani pedi in awhile :/

What does your hair look like right now? It's clipped up, but it's clean and therefore, the best my hair has looked this week

B - Best Friend

Who is your best friend? I have several but for the sake of this survey I'll say Sean

What was the last thing you two did together? Sadly it was a post-funeral service for his grandmother. But it was a fun, lighthearted celebration of her life. I adore his family and it's always great to spend time with them, even if the circumstances are dismal.

What is (s)he doing right now? Man, this guy is ALL over the map. I can't keep tabs on him! He could be in Bora Bora right now and I wouldn't question it.

Are you talking to her/him online right now? Nope, but we keep in pretty regular contact.

C - Crush.

Who is (s)he? He's a little more than a crush! He's my fiance

What does (s)he look like? The cutest pumpkin pie in the WORLD (he finds that nickname emasculating?? Can't imagine why...) What was the last thing you two talked about? We're texting right now about what Starbucks drinks we're gonna get later!

Does (s)he make you smile? More than anyone or anything on the planet

D - Dad

What’s your dad’s name? Richard

What does he do for a living? He's an electrician. Although these days he's more of an executive (I don't know his actual title). So he oversees lots of electricians and various projects, but doesn't do as much as the hands-on work. I'm so proud of him for working his way up the ladder but it's still so funny to me to picture my blue-collar, borderline redneck dad, working in an OFFICE.

What was the last thing you two did together? We got ice cream (Glenn & my mom were also present)

Do you get along better with him than your mother? My mom and I have more in common and therefor do more friendly/social stuff together. But I get along with each of them equally well. Especially as an adult.

E - Ebay.

Have you ever bought anything from ebay? Yep I have a few pairs of reading glasses on the way actually

Do you just shop around when you’re online? Kinda but I'm trying to kick the habit

Do you know anybody who is addicted to it? You could argue I am...

Have you ever sold anything on it? Nope

F - Facebook.

When was the last time you logged on? I'm on currently

How many friends do you have? Over 1,000

Do you hate when your facebook chat messes up? It doesn't happen much tbh

Who was the last person to leave you a wall post? I just had a birthday so it could've been anybody

G - Google.

Do you Google everything? I might rely TOO much on Google!

What was the last thing you Googled? Stretches for my calves

Would you ever trade Google in for Bing? Nah

What do you Google the most? "Is it safe to eat expired ______?"

H - Hair.

Do you like your hair? It's kind of my enemy. I spent years destroying it with box dye but even regardless of that, it's limp and stringy in texture. I long for thick, luscious locks!

What color is your hair? Blonde

What does it look like right now? Clipped up in a claw clip

What kind of shampoo for you use? Biolage

I - Ibuprofen

When was the last time you took ibuprofen? Few days ago for a headache prob Do you rely on it for everything (cramps, headache)? I don't take it much, no

Are you so thankful people made it? I mean yeah?

Do you have any right now? We have a few bottles upstairs at the nurse's station

J - Jobs.

Do you need a job? I have one. I need a better PAYING job though...

Where do you work? A fertility clinic

Where would you work? If I could choose anywhere? I'd be a regular columnist for a website, magazine, blog etc.

How much money would you like to get paid? Sadly, I'd be ok with even $15/hour at this point. Ideally $20.... but that will never happen at this job.

K - Kissing.

Who was the last person you kissed? Glenn

Will you next kiss be a mistake? This is a weirdly common question in surveys. But no, it certainly won't.

Do you kiss someone everyday? Mhm

Who was your first kiss? Steven was his name

L - Love.

Who do you love the most in your life? My family, Glenn, my friends, my babies

Have you ever been in love before? I am right now

Does it make you so happy when you feel the feeling of love? Oh it's like SPARKLING, magical feeling throughout my whole body. Electric, even.

Why is this word so hard to describe? Probably because it's such a spiritual, almost otherworldly feeling. While there are a lot of physical sensations that accompany it, love itself is magical. And how do you define that in human language??

M - Mom.

What is your mom’s name? Julie

What is she doing right now? Ugh. The lucky duck is currently in Canada with my godmother having the time of her life. I'm so jealous but happy for her!

Where does she work? She's a retired schoolteacher

Do you two shop together a lot? Oh very often!

N - Netflix.

Do you have Netflix? Mhm but I don't watch it much

If not, what movies would you order?

Do you rent a lot of movies? Nah

Do you have the tool where it just downloads to your tv? Uh what? I have a Smart TV so I don't need any additional tools really?

O - Ohio.

Is this the state in which you live in? No lol

Is Ohio State your favorite football team? I don’t have a favorite Did you know Ohio Is For Lovers? Mhm

Have you ever been to Ohio? Nope

Q - Quitting.

What was the last thing you quit doing? It's hard to say 'cause I quit so many things. I can't decide if this is a bad habit or not? On one hand, I should exhibit some more perseverance. On the other hand, I think it's good that I recognize when something is no longer serving me.

Do you need to quit talking to someone right now? Nah. Everyone in my life is meant to be here.

Would you ever quit school? Well I'm done with school so no.

Don’t you think quitting is stupid? Nope. Again, I think it's good to acknowledge that something isn't doing you any favors. I don't think there's necessarily dignity in keeping yourself in a situation that doesn't serve you. Wish more people had that mentality. Just 'cause you start something doesn't mean you have to finish it.

R - Reading.

What was the last book you read? I'm in the middle of a riveting book called The Opposite of Everyone. My MIL has been lending me some really great mysteries lately. She's turning me on to the genre!

Do you own a lot of books? Our living room is overflowing with them and we actually are planning to buy a third bookshelf soon

Do you have a library card? Actually no but I want to get one for the library in the town I now live in

Have you ever read a book that changed your life? They all do, really.

S - Safety.

Do you always wear your seat belt? Ha. I often don't when I'm in the backseat because I don't find it necessary and my mom always barks back "THAT'S WHAT PRINCESS DIANA THOUGHT TOO"

When riding a four-wheeler do you wear a helmet? I've only ridden one a couple times and I can't remember if I wore a helmet

Did you ever wear knee pads and a helmet when riding your bike? Mhm Do you always think safety first? Eh, no. I'm kinda reckless if I'm honest.

T - Talk

Who was the last person you talked to? I'm messaging with Glenn right now Who are you talking to right now? ^^

Who did you last talk to before you went to bed last night? Also Glenn

Do you need to talk to anybody right now? I'm good

U - US ARMY

Do you support it? What a question... not really one I feel like getting tangled in right now. Thanks!

Do you know anybody who is in the army right now? Actually yes

Don’t you ever wonder why their camo doesn’t match anything? No?

Would you ever go to the army? HA HA HA HA HA

V - Virgin.

Are you a virgin? No, but virginity is a construct anyways.

When did you lose your virginity? I was 17 when I first had vaginal intercourse if that's what you're asking

Do you wish you would’ve waited? Nah, it all happened at the right time and led me to the right places. (Took awhile, but it did)

Do you think you could have stayed a virgin until marriage? No, that's not for me.

W - What.

What are you doing right now besides this survey? Messaging Glenn, texting a groupchat, and drinking coffee

What are you craving? Kind of everything since I'm fasting right now. So ALL food sounds appealing

What do you need to buy? NOTHING at the moment. I'm on a spending freeze for a little while.

Why are you taking my survey? Because I'm bored at work

X -Xanax

Do you know anybody who is addicted to Xanax? Maybe...

Have you ever taken it before? Nope

Do you even know what it is? Yes

Have you ever suffered from anxiety or depression? I do & I currently take Lexapro (I have lukewarm feelings about its effectiveness for me)

Y - Yourself.

Name. Elizabeth

Age. 29 (gag)

Do you smile a lot? Very often, even when I don't want to

Z - Zebra.

Are you addicted to zebra striped? No

Do you own anything zebra striped? Also no Is anything on any of your websites zebra striped? Lol no

[svtmatokis]

Request: First date with Jin Jin

I wrote this one in about two hours...then forgot to post it...mian..><

“Nope, nope, nope” you muttered to yourself as you threw clothes out of your closet.

“Y/N, calm down, you’re going to throw out your whole closet” Moon Bin said from his place on your bed, “it’s just a date” he stated.

“Just a date? Just a date?!” You all but yelled, “It’s a first date with a Park Jinwoo, captain of the soccer team! I have to look perfect!”

“Over dramatic much?” Moon Bin asked looking up at you.

You glared at him and continued to rummage your closet, for something decent to wear. “He won’t even tell me where we’re going, so I’m not even sure if I should wear a skirt or pants” you said.

“Wear Jeans” Moon Bin said and you turned to look at him.

“You know where we’re going”

He scoffed, “Of course I do, you think Jin Jin can plan his own dates? All that kid knows how to do is play soccer and look at girls.”

You raised an eyebrow, “Isn’t he older than you?”

“Yes and he should start acting like it.” he grumbled.

“He leads the soccer team well” you said as you took out a white tank top and black jeggings, showing it to Moon Bin who nodded.

“Looks good wear your white converse and put that grey cardigan sweater thing over top. It’ll be cold, trust me” he gave you a thumbs up, “And he’s a good leader. What I’m saying is that when it comes to actually planning dates, he’s kind of new in that department.” he looked down at his watch, “You should hurry….he’s going to be here in less than twenty minutes,”

“Crap” you quickly grabbed your outfit and ran to the bathroom to change.

“WEAR LIGHT MAKEUP!” You heard Moon Bin yell from your room.

“Thanks for the hints!” you yelled back opting for just BB cream and a bit of mascara and a tiny bit of blush and lip gloss. “But can’t you tell me where we’re going?”

“Nope!” you heard him yell back, “I just heard the doorbell ring! He’s here! I’ll go open the door.” you heard him yell and his footsteps going down the stairs.

“Wow….best friends for only two years and he treats my home like his second one.” you muttered to yourself, putting the finishing touches on your hair. You had curled it earlier in the day, and just had to run your hands through it to make it wavy.

You grabbed your black purse with your basic necessities and walked down the stairs. You saw Moon Bin leaning against the stairwell and Jin Jin leaning against the door wearing a grey sweater and dark blue jeans. The moment your eyes met, you smiled.

Moon Bin had introduced you to Park Jinwoo or commonly known has Jin Jin about a year ago when Jin Jin had dropped by the dance studio you and Moon Bin trained at.

The two of you quickly became friends and eventually that friendship turned into non platonic feelings. Of course, neither of you knew of the others feelings thought it was completely obvious to the rest of your friends.

Eventually there was some meddling by your so called friends and the next thing you knew, Jin Jin was approaching you after class asking you on a date. Which landed you in this present moment.

“Y/N-ah” he said in his deep voice that made the butterflies go crazy in your stomach “You look great”

You blushed a his compliment and shot back, “ Thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself”  

He grinned at you and took out a small bouquet from behind his back and handed it to you.

“Thank you” you said shyly taking it and bringing it upstairs to put them in a vase.

“Tch, so cliche” you heard Moon Bin mutter and you shot him a look.

You came down the stairs, making sure to kick Moon Bin’s leg causing him to wince in pain.

“Ooops, accident” you said smiling innocently before joining Jin Jin at the bottom of the stairs. “Ready to go?”

“Let’s go” he said opening the door and leading you out.

“Make sure she’s home before 10!” Moon Bin said as he was closing the door.

“Don’t you have your own home to go to?” you asked turning to look at him.

He grinned at you, “Your mom invited me to stay for dinner.”

“You better be gone when I get back!” you said as you and Jin Jin walked down the street.

Jin Woo had refused to tell you where you were going regardless of how much you begged. He said you’d know when you got there and you knew exactly when you go there.

“An amusement park?” you asked as you two stood in front of the gates.

He nodded his head rubbing the back of his neck nervously, “I heard that it’s alot of fun from a few guys on the team… I mean we can always..”

You shook your head, “Let’s go. I’m excited” you turned to grin at him, causing him to grin back.

The amusement park was fun, you guys went on various rides, ate a lot of junk food and Jinwoo even won you a giant stuffed teddy bear among various stuffed animals from different carnival games.

Somewhere during the night, your hands had become permanently attached to his though neither of you seemed to mind. You guys were having fun and you had to admit, this was one of the best dates you’ve ever been on.

The night ended with the two of you on the ferris wheel one last time before you had to leave.

Looking out at the scenery you sighed, the night was ending soon which meant this perfect date was ending soon too. You turned to look at Jin Jin who was looking down at your intertwined hands.

You squeezed his hand lightly and he looked up at you smiling.

“I’m really happy you agreed to come out tonight” he said scooting closer to you as the ferris wheel stopped at the top. Slowly he wrapped his arm around your shoulders, giving you time to pull away if you had wanted to but instead you leaned over and kissed his cheek quickly catching him by surprise.

“I’m happy I came out tonight too” you responded and put your head on his shoulder as the two of you enjoyed a comfortable silence.

At the end of the night, he walked you home and the two of you stood on your front porch.

“Will you come to my game tomorrow?” he asked, his thumb making circles on the hand he was holding. “I’m going to need my good luck charm.”

You giggled, “You don’t need a good luck charm, you’re the best soccer player in our school.” you stepped closer to him, “But yes, I will come to your game tomorrow. Afterall, I am your number one fan”

He leaned over and kissed your cheek causing you to blush fifty shades of red. “That goes both ways for us.” he said referring to the dance competitions you periodically competed in. He was always there front and center cheering you on, “So any chance on another date?” he asked wrapping  his arms around your waist pulling you closer to him.

You thought for a moment and wrapped your arms around his neck has his face neared yours.

“I think there are very high chances on many more dates” you whispered as his lips touched yours in a slow and gentle kiss.

His lips were soft like you had always imagined and tasted slightly like the cotton candy the two of you had consumed large amounts of only hours before.

You weren’t sure how long the kiss had lasted but the two of you broke away at a voice yelling from above you.

“Aish! Park Jin Woo! Let the girl breath already!”

The two of you broke away and looked up to see Moon Bins head poking out from your bedroom window.

“What the heck are you still doing here?!” you asked, as he stuck his tongue out at you.

“Aish, I’m going to kick that kid’s ass” you grumbled getting ready to head inside but was pulled into another soft kiss by Jin Jin.

You instantly melted into the kiss and soon Moon Bin’s voice was heard again.

“You two need to get a room!”

You glared up at him, “We would but you’re currently in it!” you yelled back causing Jin Jin to laugh and Moon Bin to look at you with disgust. You looked at him with puppy dog eyes, “Please get him out of my house.”

Jin Jin only laughed harder and nodded his head, “Let me go take care of this childish dongsaeng of mine” he said as the two of you entered your house hand in hand.

“Childish? He keeps calling you that” you stated bluntly knowing what  Jin Woo would do to Moon Bin.

That comment resulted with Moon Bin getting pulled out of your house by the back of his collar by an annoyed Jin Jin who only waved at you with a  big smile. “I’ll call you later Y/N! Have a good night.”

You waved at him as Moon Bin struggled against the shorter males grip. “I’ll look forward to it”  you said and watched on as the two walked down the street, Moon Bin having stopped struggling realizing it was no use.

“This is the payment I get for setting you two up!” he yelled.

[lovemesomesurveys]

[found at: joybucket]

When was the last time you did something for the first time? Hmm. My days are so routine and much of the same I don’t even remember.

Which do you prefer: Valentine's Day or Easter? Easter.

Do you wait until the last minute to decorate, or do you decorate early? I only decorate for Halloween and Christmas, though the past few years it’s just been Christmas. I like to start right after Thanksgiving.

What color bottoms are you wearing right now? I���m wearing black Adidas leggings with the 3 white stripes down each pant leg.

Do you love life?! No. I love my loved ones in my life and I am grateful for them and the things I do have, but I don’t have this lust or passion for life that I wish I did. I’m definitely not living it to the fullest, or really at all these past few years. I feel like I’ve wasted so much time. I don’t know what I want to do in life or what my passions are. My depression and other health stuff have taken over and hardened me it seems. :/ 

What's your favorite Starbucks drink? For a little over a month it’s been a peppermint white chocolate mocha. I’ve literally had one like 4-5 times a week. Prior to the holiday season I definitely wasn’t getting Starbucks that often, so I don’t know what sparked the sudden obsession but I’ve been obsessed. I’m hoping they have the smoked butterscotch latte this year, which should be coming out soon and will be next go-to. Other times in the year I typically get a caramel macchiato or white chocolate mocha. I often buy the Starbucks Doubleshot coffee energy drink from the store, too. The white chocolate one in particular. 

What were you wearing in the last good selfie you took? It wasn’t good, but the last selfie I took was on NYE and I was wearing a Baby Yoda/Grogu sweatshirt and leggings, but in the photo I had my rose gold throw blanket wrapped around me.

What's on your wish list right now? Christmas just passed and I certainly haven’t started one for this year yet. Or for my birthday, which is months away. I can’t think of anything right now.

What do you use to sweeten your tea? A packet or two of Sweet n’ Low.

Which dollar store do you like best? I don’t have a favorite one. I rarely go there.

Have you ever owned an expensive eyeshadow palette? No.

What's one challenge you want to complete for YouTube? None. I don’t make YouTube videos.

If you make YouTube videos, do you have a posting schedule? --

When was the last time you stepped outside of your comfort zone? Leaving the house during a pandemic, which thankfully and fortunately for me is only once a month. 

How would you rate your self-esteem? low, healthy, or high? I’m just a sucker with no self-esteem.

Do you own a tripod for your camera? No. I don’t have a camera, I just use my phone to take photos.

Would you rather go to London, Paris, or Tokyo? Either London or Paris.

Were you a bigger fan of Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? Ha, the previous question made me think of that Hilary Duff song. Anyway, I’d say Hilary Duff.

Which Olsen twin was your favorite: Mary-Kate or Ashley, and why? I didn’t have a favorite one, I liked them both. I watched all their movies and TV shows growing up.

Do you make Halloween costumes out of clothes from your closet? I have a few times before.

Do you enjoy putting outfits together? I used to put effort and thought into that, but now I just throw something on lol.

Would you rather it rain or snow? I wish it snowed here.

What does your umbrella look like? I don’t have one.

What color are your nails painted? They’re not. I haven’t painted my nails in years.

Are your nails always painted? Well, no. 

What's one thing you've had a toxic reaction to? Tangerines.

Do you wear headbands? No.

Do you own a boho bandeau? No.

Which do you prefer: cropped tops or tunic tops? I don’t wear either of those.

What's a style or trend that you think is ridiculous? I don’t understand why Crocs became popular. I remember when everyone thought they were ugly and typically they were only worn by doctors because they’re apparently really comfortable. Then there was a shift in recent years and people love them now?? They even have different pins to decorate them with that you stick in the holes (kjfksldklsd that word).

Which YouTuber do you want to be more like? There’s not one particular one, but there’s a few whose personality traits I’d like to have.

Do you wear jeggings or leggings more? Leggings all day, everyday.

^Same questions, but jeggings or skinny jeans? I’ve only worn legging the past few years, but before that I would have said skinny jeans. Those are the only jeans I have and would wear.

Do you like stuffed animals? *looks around my room and sees the shit ton of giraffe stuffed animals all around, along with several other plushies* Yeah, you could say that. 

What was your favorite class in high school? English.

Have you ever gotten straight A's in a class? If so, which classes? Yeah, English for sure and some others.

Were there any subjects that you got a perfect SAT score in? If so, what? I didn’t take the SATs.

What's the best coffee shop in your town, in your opinion? I just go to Starbucks. Judge me all you want. 

Are you happy today? No.

If so, what made you happy today?

When was the last time you woke up to a beautiful sunrise? For the past year I’ve been up past the sunrise everyday.

Is your bed right by a window? It’s right across from it.

Do you spent more time in your bedroom or your living room? My room.

Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? Christmas, for sure.

Do you decorate for holidays? Just Christmas the past few years, but I do have Halloween decorations. To be honest the past 2 years I kept my Christmas decorations up in my room. Not sure why I didn’t put up the Halloween decorations the other times. I want to put away my Christmas decorations and decorate for Halloween this year.

What craft project do you want to do next? I don’t do crafts.

Do you name stuffed animals still? A lot of my giraffes have names.

Do you still own your favorite Barbie? I still have my Barbies and their accessories stored away.

What was your favorite Barbie? I just loved Barbies.

Favorite Bratz doll? I didn’t have a favorite. I was a little old when those came out, though I did have a couple. I just wasn’t into them like I was Barbies.

Favorite American Girl doll? I didn’t have one.

Favorite Disney princess? Ariel.

Favorite cartoon character? The Rugrats crew.

Are you rebellious? No, I’m like the least rebellious human on the face of the Earth. <<< Count me in as well.

What's the most rebellious thing you've ever done? Smoking weed was a big thing for me. 

What's your favorite thing about yourself? I’m not a big fan of myself, particularly the person I’ve become the past few years.

Have you ever celebrated Valentine's Day when you were single? I’ve always been single on Valentine’s Day, so. It’s really just another day, but there were a few years I specifically got my favorite candy or sweets and watched a few rom-coms on that day. 

What's your dream date? I think a Disneyland date would be cute.

If you were dating a guy right now, where would you want him to take you? Nowhere, ha. Just get me takeout and a Starbucks and we can chill at home lol.

Is there a guy you regret letting slip away? Yes.

Are you a guy or a girl? I’m a female.

Are you more boho, girly, edgy, sporty, or hipster? My style is comfy casual. I live in leggings and oversized graphic tees.

Which stereotype do you fit the most? Uhh.

What titles did you win in the senior class polls? None.

Were you popular in school? Nope, not at all. 

If you won a car, what color would you like it to be? Red or blue.

Do you wear hats? Yeah. Do you ever put your hair up in the winter? I always have my hair up. I don’t have the energy or motivation to do anything with it so it’s easier to just throw it up.

Do you have bangs? No.

^If not, have you ever had bangs? Yeah, from when I was like 1 until I was like 20, which at that point I transitioned into side bangs. Now I have neither. I’ve actually been kinda wanting to get bangs again, but ehhh.

How many siblings do you have? I have two brothers.

Do you have any family members that you've never met? Yes. If you're from the US, what states have you lived in? Just California. 

Who was your best roommate? Haven’t had one.

Was your first roommate your best roommate? ^^^ What's the best family vacation you've ever been on? Disneyland vacays.

Do you have a Mac or a PC? Mac.

Do you use iMovie? No, but I did in the past before.

What's your dream job? I don’t have one.

What types of YouTube videos are your favorite to watch? ASMR, vlogs, lifestyle.

Which do you watch more: TV, YouTube, or movies? YouTube, followed by TV, then movies.

Do you prefer books or movies? I enjoy both, but I definitely read a lot more.

Have you ever wanted to be a model? No.

Are you cold right now? No, I’m kinda warm.

What do the last pair of pants you bought look like? It was a pair of leggings, surprise, surprise. They were Halloween leggings.

What store(s) do you do most of your shopping at? Boxlunch and Hot Topic.

What style of wedding dress is your favorite? I don’t have one.

What years did you attend prom? Just senior year.

What color is the last sweater you wore? Dark blue.

What do you want to be for Halloween? I don’t dress up or go anywhere anymore.

What is your name, and what are the different spelling variations of it? My name is Stephanie, I’ve seen people spell it Stefani and Stefanie.

Do you like your name how it's spelled? Yeah.

Would you change your name if given the chance? Nah.

Did you ever want to be famous? When I was a kid it seemed like it would be fun. Ha, I remember I used to practice my signature. I’d pretend I was giving out autographs lol.

Would you ever want to be famous now? Noooo.

Who are the cutest babies you see on Facebook? A few of my Facebook friends have babies.

What would your name had been if you were born the opposite gender? My mom said Jesse.

If you had a twin of the same gender, what would his/her name be? I have no idea.

What is your first and middle name? All ya need to know is Stephanie.

What year were you born? 1989.

How old does that make you? I’m 31.

[cxymercado]

I can still remember the early days of Tumblr so vividly like it was just yesterday. I remember coming home from school at around 5 pm, just to immediately climb up the stairs, change to my pambahay in less than 10 seconds, crumple my uniform, add it to the already pile of clothes in the corner of my room, plop down my chair facing my 10-inch red samsung netbook which served as my prized posession back then, and then finally open tumblr faster than a lightning bolt.

I remember the sleepless nights as if they were normal. I remember my mom checking up on me at 3 in the morning, expecting me to be snoozing, but finds me hunchbacked and noisily typing through the keyboard instead (like what I’m doing right now), with at least 2 empty coffee mugs in front of me that were either left from the night before and/or had been drunk at the same time. I remember her scolding me and telling me I have school the next day as if I wasn’t aware, and then after saving a draft I would finally decide to sleep just about 3 hours before I’m supposed to wake up. I also remember regretting it the morning after but ends up doing it again. It was like that 7 nights a week  — a routine I didn’t know I religiously followed.

I’ve always liked people, making friends, and being actually nice to them. But halfway through my teenage years, I realized that most people didn’t really see me as “friend material”. I figured out I wasn’t pretty enough, nor smart enough, nor funny enough to be of people’s interest. I was mundane. Not that it bothered me though. I remember not caring any less.

And then I eventually discovered Tumblr. Blogging was the initial platform but in reality, it’s a community —  a haven for socially awkward misfits where they can speak their senseless rants and make friends without having the need to actually socialize. In a world where I was usually left unheard, I found a place with the pair of ears I didn’t know I needed. I remember the first time one of my posts hit 800 notes and I couldn’t sleep, a wide smile stretched from ear to ear. Call me vain or whatever you want but there really is a sense of satisfaction knowing that people actually like your string of thoughts —  no matter how tangled they are.

7 years later, I’m still thankful I stumbled upon blogging. It made me grow, learn new skills, express myself, make friends, + meet the love of my life. Can’t imagine how I would’ve turned out w/o this.

So whenever you have uncertainties, open up your phone or your laptop, go to a blogging platform (doesn’t have to be Tumblr), and write away. If you just want to keep it for yourself, then post it privately, no problem. The important thing is for you to express your thoughts and build an archive of posts to look for in the future that will eventually make you realize that these little bumps in the road were able to bring you to your present pavement.

I could never quite remember how I left or what was I thinking back then. I’m just thankful that I decided to check up on this community a few days back, only to find myself where I’m always supposed to be.

Tama si Jegs. Never leave your second home.

[shedeservesthebest]

ahh so i saw your post about les mis oslo and i watched it yesterday - one thing i noticed that you didn't mention that happened (i guess they might have added this later or something??) was that during/after drink w me R reaches over to enjolras and reluctantly takes his hand. enj looks at him and holds on tight, and then R slowly brings their hands towards him and kisses his hand. enj looks shockedfor a sec but does the same, and they keep eye contact the entire time og jeg har vært død siden

aah, there was so much E/R interaction throughout the entire show, so I might’ve missed that one tbh… but I’m watching again in December (thanks mom), so I’ll make sure to look for it!!!! Den homo-erotiske subteksten gjennom hele stykket drepte meg